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Monica's Favorite Quote: "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not - nothing is more common that unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not - unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not - the world is full of educated derelicts. Per
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The difference between white & Mexican weddings.
WHITES: send out invitations.
MEXICANS: send out maps.
WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES: have seven BridesMaids..
MEXICANS: have seven Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: show up with three car loads.
WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: just go to the reception.
WHITES: have elegant food.
MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street.
WHITES: eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: eat the food and cake.......... AND take some home para mañana.
WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light , Bud Ice , Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose Cuervo , Gusano's, Reposado, etc........
WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight.............then pass out.
WHITES: dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT ....AS IF!!!
MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, etc...............
WHITES: party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up. lol
WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: wake up the next morning WANTING another beer.
Now, you know you were laughing - cuz you've done at least 6 of these. I sure have!!!
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to be MEXICAN!!! And to the Gringos that love you for being a MEXICAN!